#so is it rlly malpractice

[ryann-44]

little miss malpractice

[brokerkisser]

look at my loser thot son

Blue Diamond, aka Devin Frost. he's just a weird little man ^_^ A melodramatic & arrogant sad boy, while also having a shit ton of anxiety. he got all of his parents flaws!!! :-D plus he's wearing his dad's boots, and carrying his cane. Devin has a morbid fascination with death & the human body. curious of what lengths of pain a human could endure. Mainly fueled by the fact is he not a human! bc he is a gemstone <3 oh and, he's a mortician. (& autistic)(they're all autistic.) He's also, made out of lionel's ashes (+ vivian's eyes) if that makes sense. I remembered about the thing of turning a person's ashes into diamonds and so I made their kid a diamond <3 how lovely! Yeah his parents were both dead when he was born. that doesn't.. effect him at all or anything.. espically the, being made of his dead parents part...

[psychoticwillgraham]

just thought of the best insane ship ever: henrik von schneeplestein/hannibal lecter

[fruit-sy]

"Change of plans. Redo everything."

"B- But sir-"

"And call Dr. Paige to my office too."

"...! Please, sir I- I can finalize it if you just give me more time, please you can't-"

"Did I not make myself clear, Dr. Ian?"

GRRRR HES SUCH AN ASSHOLE *SMASHES HIM WITH A HAMMER*

Though with the way I framed it here, he's kinda forced to do this by the health secretary's decision to cut the NHS' budget. However, I also think Edega's kind of a fucking idiot because WHY did he ever think firing nearly almost all his staff and putting all his hopes on the rhythm doctor treatment being the "cure-all" was a good idea?

The way I see it, he's really bad at managing the hospital's finances and resources which is why their hospital is so backed up into the corner. Also he's way too quick to jump the gun, gambling on a "miracle treatment" that's too good to be true.

He's also bordering on malpractice, with the way Lucky got his shit fucked up in 5-2N thanks to Edega pushing the prototype treatment onto him. Thankfully nothing bad happened so he avoided a lawsuit for now

I'll leave it up for interpretation whether he fires Ada or not, but a smarter decision would be to keep her in the team because she's the backbone of patient care in the hospital right now :p The staff really needs to unionize, seriously...

Anyways, this man is a trainwreck and I am endlessly morbidly fascinated with him lol-

Back to my art notes, this started cuz I wanted to give a hand at drawing my interpretation of edega's face, but I ended up making it an illustration and planned out a more interesting composition :p

I started with trying out the parted bangs he has in a couple of his official art, but it wasnt rlly clicking to me for some reason

I'm just way too used to drawing him with his bangs down lol

Also fun fact, the headline for the article is indeed real. This was written in 2016 but the problem is still very relevant today. I'm not too familiar with the NHS, so I can't really comment much on it unfortunately

Extras, wo paper:

[nightcolorz]

Armand surgical malpractice meta (spoilers for TVA)

It’s, at least from what I’ve seen, a pretty popularly agreed upon conception that Armand’s mutation of Claudia b4 her death as described in TVA didn’t actually happen..partly bcus it’s such a drastic and grotesque retcon from her death in interview with the vampire so lots of ppl don’t want to address it as canon, and partly bcus it’s so bizarre and seemingly unprompted in context that it just seems more plausible that Armand would make this up as some sort of twisted shock value rather then actually do it. I used to buy into this theory and never rlly thought about it beyond that, and today for the first time I thought about it deeply and realized. Damn I rlly disagree! I think that Armand 100% canonically chopped Claudia’s head off and sewed it onto an adult body. I believe it happened as told. And I have many reasons !

First and foremost I don’t think that Armand is actually capable of lying so deliberately in this context. Interpreting most tvc narrators as potentially lying to our faces and intentionally twisting events to suit a narrative and a purpose of dictating our perception of them is, I think, accurate and justified, and smth I love about this fandom. Everyone is not to be trusted 100%, especially Louis and Lestat, who are said and implied many times to have completely fabricated some events in the books for the sake of painting a picture. Tvc serve as this over arching plot about multiple conflicting characters manipulating events of their lives to suit a narrative that we as the audience can pick apart and discover the truth within. Very much “this bitch said WHAT about me?? that dumb cunt is always spreading lies smh, it actually happened LIKE THIS” (they r both not telling the full truth). Armand however is very much an outlier here, and it’s part of what makes TVA so unique as a chronicle. It’s a big part of his character throughout the series, in TVA and leading up to TVA, that Armand’s way of thinking is so dysfunctional and his memory is so flawed (bcus of all his trauma) (and neurodivergence) (imo) that he isn’t able to fully conceptualize the events of his life as chronological and meaningful in the way that one would need to do to be able to write a memoir.

He can’t describe events in broad strokes, or wrap his head around a vast emotional impact in a way that is explanatory or intentional. Think of that conversation he has with Daniel in queen of the damned, where he explains that he isn’t capable of telling Daniel what his life in the past “was like” because that’s a concept incomprehensible to him. He only knows what happened, not what it was like, not how it affected him or how it shaped his personhood, what it means etc. It’s a form of dissociation almost. The vampire armand is the first time in Armand’s vampiric life that he self reflects beyond acknowledging events and his emotions in that moment, it’s the first time he attempts to make connections and understand himself in a way that is narrative and structured and not fragmented bits of history and A names. Part of this requires further dissociation. I definitely get the impression that since Armand is being so vulnerable in a way he is so unused to, yet is so significant, he is unable to register while he’s talking that not only David, but millions of people including every vampire in the world, will know what he says. He’s just laying himself completely bare, he’s talking and talking and only once he finishes realizes oh. Oh. everyone’s going to read this huh. It’s so cathartic he doesn’t consider that in the moment. It’s the first time he’s ever been capable of reckoning with his life in a self reflective way, of looking at it and explaining it and reasoning with it, structuring it in order, not fragments, etc, seeing the cause and the impact and touching on an overall conclusion (tho he never entirely gets there). These baby steps are so difficult for him already, and considering this part of his character I really think it’s a stretch to say that Armand would be capable of the thought process in his book of pure venting to go “maybe I should twist the truth here or change this or add this or lie about this so people will think of me this way or so Lestat can see this, etc” TVA is unreliable, more so bcus of how mentally ill armand is and how little he understands his own life and emotions, but not deliberately like iwtv and tvl. Armand even says that the book was for Benji and Sybelle, but it’s so unfiltered and horrific and vent-like that this sounds ridiculous. He doesn’t even have his stated audience in mind while he’s telling his story, let alone his broader audience. The audience was a complete afterthought, a barely registered consequence. So why would he lie about Claudia? How would he be capable?

it’s another common piece of conversation around this part of TVA where we go, Armand discusses how he never would want to tell this to Louis bcus he knows how badly it would hurt him, so why did he describe it so graphically? Well, cause of all I mentioned. It seems pretty clear to me that armand is almost haunted by the affair with Claudia, and he has no way of lying about this, so his descriptions seemed very much to me like a desperate bit of venting. He has never told anyone how horrific it actually was and it’s always been in his mind, so he just lets it all out. Makes sense, but the broader question is, if Armand wasn’t lying…why did he do that at all?? This I think is so interesting.

To understand this I had to think a lot about Armand’s motivations for killing Claudia at all, which is well, simply, revenge against Lestat and claiming of Louis without barriers. If Claudia dies Lestat will be sad and Louis will be mine and mine alone 👍👍 etc. but Claudia’s mutation was not rooted in either of these motivations, which is part of why it’s so shocking. He didn’t do it to hurt Lestat, lestat never found out. It just seems so odd and unprompted. But once I thought more about why Armand hates Lestat, and why he wants to hurt him by killing Claudia, it started to fit into place. Armand’s hatred for Lestat is rooted very much in his twisted resemblance to Marius that he perceives as being very strong and basically mocking. When he first sees Lestat in tvl he’s repulsed by him instantly bcus he sees him as this parody of Marius, this beautiful blonde man in striking red robes who boldly and carelessly defies the laws of vampires established by the children of Satan as if they are meaningless to him, revels in the indulgent world of humans like he belongs there, shamelessly as armand devotes himself to miserable repression. It strikes a nerve for armand, feels very personally offensive to him, like the embodiment of the traits that got Marius’s destroyed r coming back to mock him in his face. And then as he gets to know Lestat more deeply he only hates him more, bcus Lestat is not only bold and careless, but he’s immature and stupid, and he knows nothing. Armand in his horribly traumatized mind set registers Lestat as “like Marius” and takes this to mean “maybe he can save me, maybe he will teach me and free me from this hell, guide me and give me the purpose I need to be given.” But Lestat does not do this, lmfao. He actually destroys any sense of purpose armand had, rips him from his safety net, and when Armand begs for guidance, asks to be allowed to travel alongside Lestat so he can learn to be a person again, Lestat denies him. The only purpose he bothers to give him is the scraps, symbolic of his perverse indulgence that Armand despises, and fucks off. Lestat is grotesquely reminiscent of Marius, in the worst ways. It’s like his presence alone opens Armand’s eyes to how badly Marius has ruined him. He was the sun, the purpose, the guiding light, and then it was ripped away, and there was nothing else without him. Just a void.

So Armand hates Lestat for this very personal mockery of his own plight, and this hatred spirals into unbridled rage when Lestat returns to him and expects Armand to give Lestat the assistance that he denied him. Not only this, but Lestat found Marius, found marius and was granted guidance and love that Marius refused to give Armand after his indoctrination into the children of Satan. And Marius told Lestat to never ever do what he did, never make an Armand, because Armand was a mistake, he was too young to be a vampire, and now he’s a mistake he will never forgive himself for. And with this immense privilege that Armand spent a huge chunk of his life yearning for, guidance from Marius when he was his most lost, Lestat decides to disregard it. He decides that since Marius said it was bad to turn a child as young as Armand, he’d turn a child even younger then Armand, just cuz. He is once again the embodiment of Marius’s sins, the grotesque parody. Marius turned a teenager, Lestat turns a five year old. It’s almost cruel in how mocking it is, almost intentional in how personal. So Claudia is this child, this deliberate mistake made by someone who knew her turning would be harmful to her but was selfish enough not to care, then went on to regret it when he has to reckon with the consequences. Seem familiar? Armand sure thought so. So I imagine that being alone with Claudia, looking this deeply sad reflection of his own agony in the eyes, knowing she is about to die for justice against a warped parody of his Maker, for the sake of punishment for her own existence, I imagine this struck a cord of insanity in Armand’s fucked up mind, caused him to loose his absolute shit for just long enough to go what if I can fix her, what if I can turn this narrative around, give her the remarkable ending I know deep down that she, I , will never be granted. What if I can give her a body that will reflect her mind? What if I can make this abomination into a miracle? No wonder he pulled out the surgical tools 😭 No wonder he was so horrified by his own actions when he came to his senses, no wonder he refused to share this, kept it to himself for so long, until he finally broke and confessed it all in a desperate moment when he was too caught up in the dam breaking to realize he’d be exposing this horrific action to the world.

Armand sees Claudia as a repulsive mistake that should’ve never existed made by Lestat to deliberately mock him up until the surgery, when then for only a moment lost to time ended in blood she is another child who had her life taken from her too soon by an egotistical blonde man who thought he could play god with someone’s life. “They were done for anyway, he was going to starve to death in a brothel, she was going to die as a street orphan, the blood would be a service to them, a chance they never had” But they both know that’s a lie they tell themselves to justify the act of taking a child and molding it into what they please for fun, for pleasure, for companionship, just to see what would happen. Armand sees this for a moment and wants to give her a chance, give them both a chance, wants to see her as an adult, as someone who could have a life. And then of course, we know how that turns out 😭

[freakymcnastys]

“possibly in michigan” a creepp book - headcannons

general headcannons:

slenderman is british.

despite what people might think the mansion is way bigger on the inside

it has its own theater, bar, hell even a convenience store, no one actually knows how the store gets stocked

ben is too scared to go down there bc of that

the slender brothers come over every thanksgiving and christmas but offender is limited to the living room and dining room…

sally FORCES jeff to dress up for tea parties

jeff cuts his own hair but is surprisingly good at it

thinking about how smile dog is basically jeffs therapy dog :(((

jack has def tried to eat jeffs kidneys but give up cuz jeff woke up 💔💔

toby is an AVID game theory/matpat stan like he loves watching everything matpat is in so when he announced his retirement….lets say it was ROUGH.

slender puts all of sally’s drawings on the fridge and when they isn’t enough room he would rather buy another fridge then get rid of them

masky is like the stressed out older sibling 🤷‍♀️

ben has drank paint.

has a snapchat gc where they send each other snaps

whenever slender and jeff (or anyone for that matter) talk/argue slender has to bend at a 90 degree angle 😭😭

devon’s headcannons:

definitely butt dials people and scares the shit outta them 💀

going along with that devon totally prank calls people with ben and is like “is ur refrigerator running” 😭

her and jack watch reality tv shows (love and hiphop, dr phil, kardashins, etc)

devon’s fav movie is donnie darko…😁

she always sends jack funny tiktoks while he sends her reels

her chainsaws name is jellybean !

sometimes when she goes out with the proxys she brings fake slender pages (saying stuff like “bitchless” and the entire bee movie script) and hangs them up (but slender always finds them and yells at her)

her fav slenderbrother is probably trenderman

PERSONALLY i think that like the demon and jack are two different ppl so like whenever ‘the beast’ gets out it’s not rlly jack? yk?

so one time ‘the beast’ was fed up with jack actually letting himself feel feelings for devon that he brought devon to the tree where she got hung, to kill her 😁 but dw he failed but jack felt bad after ☹️👎

has told hoodie to ‘turn that frown upside down’….

goes up to masky and gets up real close and whispers… “i know what you are..” and just walks away..

maxine’s headcannons:

isn't quite used to newer slang so she still talks how people in the 1920s did and nobody really understands her that well...

she hates her cellphone and WILL NOT use it unless it's direly needed.

she definitely has a record collection but it's all jazzy and "old-timey" music and she does not let anyone else near her records or her record player

she would teach ben how to ballroom dance and then force him to have dancing sessions with her because her favorite thing to do when she was human was to dance at parties

slenderman FOR SURE banned smoking in the house but maxine is allowed to break that rule so she waltzes around the house with her huge cigarette holder bullying jeff cause he definitely wants to smoke.

she generally dislikes getting help with wounds and stuff because of all the malpractice that was preformed on her when she was human

the phantom of the opera (1925) is her absolute favorite movie and one day slender comes back from the store with the 2004 version and she literally falls in love with him right at that moment

she's like your grandma that 1. doesn't know how to work her phone (or tv or anything) and 2. says things that she thinks mean one thing and they actually don't... like for example....maxine: im sending lols jack: maxine someone died...why are you laughing out loud... maxine: oh i thought that meant lots of love :( jack: oh my fucking god bro

the effects of her lobotomy pop up from time to time when she's doing stuff so sometimes she loses the ability to focus and kind of "dumbs down" because people who are lobotomized often lose their higher levels of intellectuals and then she loses the ability to emotionally respond so slender has to help her out and keep an eye on her cause she might do something dumb. :(( then once she comes back she feels so bad that slender had to basically babysit her and he feels worse cause how could anyone do his love like that

IDK HOW TO EXPLAIN THIS BUT- maxine and slenderman compliment eachother so well. he's a gentleman and she's a ladylike woman and they just...fit perfectly together

her favorite modern (ish) movie is the shining cause it reminds her of the good old days and she would be like "ah yes i remember when people would kill at parties" and everyone else is like "what"

her 1920s brain loves coloring books cause she's probably never been stimulated via colors so she has a bunch of coloring books and people come over and are like "slender i didn't know you found a child" and he's all like "oh no that's just maxine"

i think sometimes she forgets she doesn't live alone and she will walk out of her room in her underwear and is like "oh great heavens my bad gs"

- love always, kat + devina <3

[pumpkinsy0]

i've been thinking bout this for a while so what about intersex pony hcs?

ok so i WAS gonna make hcs but i found that explaining it just makes it sound better so thats what imma do instead🙏🏽

theres like 2 main things i think that would rlly impact pony if he was intersex in the 60s (or whenever rlly) and thats relationships and his own masculinity

as always feel free to correct me w anything i say☝🏽☝🏽

relationships

with pony, i think he’d struggle even wanting to get in a relationship cause hes scared, considering the stigma around ppl who r intersex at that time and even now, hes in general hesitant to show his body to anyone really, doesnt matter how close he is to them, so he distances himself away from especially romantic relationships as he doesnt rlly know how to confront ppl about it as a result of ppl not rlly telling him much about it either. amongst the curtis family i dont think its swept under the rug, but its not rlly talked about either as they just, really arent that well informed. depending on what variation of intersex u hc pony to have, he rlly does value the hand me down clothes from darry and soda as theyre baggier on him so he can “protect himself”. its more so of him being scared of what ppl would say about him than of him being ashamed of it

masculinity

i feel like pony already canonically struggles w masculinity and him being intersex would heighten those feelings. ponys just basically surrounded by toxic masculinity, and in societys eyes, he doesnt fit the “box” for being masculine with how he acts and how he looks, he just constantly feels lost with it but tries to “remedy” it. he feels like he has to prove himself and is very defensive when the small masculinity that cant b questioned by others is poked fun at by others (if this makes ANY lick of sense)

and tw???? medical malpractice??? maybe??? idk the word but its about surgery and it aint good brah

but considering pony was born in the 50s, theres a chance he couldve went a good portion of his life (hell maybe his whole life) without even knowing he was intersex. at the time, it was a thing where they would make parents accept this procedure to fit the kid in the binary conception of gender and do surgery on the kid as a way to “correct them” so they wont be “confused” in the future, and it was heavily pressed onto the parents as a good thing, to “save” the child, and maybe the curtis parents couldve gotten that procedure for pony as a result and they just, didnt tell.

i hope i explained all that right, but yea, like i said correct me if im wrong w anything🙏🏽🙏🏽

[valtsv]

Misty is so so fun to watch and I’m always like “oh god what is she gonna do next that escalates this situation 😭” but you’re right her cruelty is very realistic. Like the second I saw she became a nurse as an adult I was like “oh god I can guess why” and I was RIGHT, next scene is literally elder abuse and malpractice. It is rlly funny how all of the adult YJ react to her like “oh god I never wanted to see you again” like. Yeah 😔 it also makes me wonder if they ever learned about the black box thing in the woods. Like even without it there’s certainly enough reason to be wary of her if they dont wow that’s kinda awkward.

YEAH and the best thing about is like. with the other girls you can see the foundations of the people they become in the plane crash storyline but it's clear that the trauma from the crash brought a lot of that out in them, but with misty she was always like that!!! and yet she still somehow manages to keep getting worse! go girl give us the horrors <3

[the-kr8tor]

Hiii! Do you have any movie recommendations? You seem like you've good rlly good taste sooo

*cracks my knuckles* my time has come

For some context, I love love action and horror films. Some artsy fartsy stuff too but I can't think of one rn except for 'im thinking of ending things'

I've got John Wick, I recommend the first up to the 2nd one. The rest are good but the first two are the best ones. Monkey man is *chef's kiss* a bit long but it's very good. Bullet train and atomic blond are really good too. Skull island a movie you'd never thought you'd watch bc of kong but it's really amazing.

Midsommar, Abigail (the new one), (the?) atonement (if you wanna be mad), US and every single movie of jordan peele (I specifically love the last one he made), Barbarian is fantastic. There's a few a24 movies too but I can't for the life of me remember the titles. Lisa Frankenstein is very weird but the good kind.

I'm mostly watching series rn so if you want some recommendations too I've got, Interview with the vampire, House of the dragon (which is infinitely better than got), What we do in the shadows and community for comedy. Yellowjackets if you like cults and spooky mysteries, House md if you like malpractice I mean medical shows (it has the best writing I've ever seen in a tv show), the marvelous Mrs maisel, the boys if you like gory unhinged super heroes.

There's definitely some that i have missed, but these are the ones I could only think of rn so sorry it's literally 3 am here lol

[local-mad-scientist]

In the nicest way possible: WHY. Like I get that you have to girl boss it all but does that rlly include medical malpractice?

There is only so many experiments you can do while following the board of ethics for every planet . Pair that with the low number of people willing to be experimented on at all, when you need more volunteers for time sensitive projects what becomes a volunteer then becomes less ethical.

[dungeonbf]

ppl who r “bad” for each other but good for each other.. ughhh u guys r cute!!!!! complex, but cute which is sooo real. also for the record PLAY WITH THAT MAN’S HAIR he probably needs the affection anyhow. umm my grey’s anatomy crushes *blinks* *looks away* they r stupid idiots. DEATH TO THEM. I wanted to be normal. I rlly did… and then one of them is like a normal f/o to have, he’s sweet. the other… he is such a dick and he had like a lil bit of development before reverting he’s SO SOOO kill worthy. like buddy, get help. he just has trust issues n stuff but he’s such an asshole abt it.. anyhow. I cld talk more abt them buttt this is a good introduction. sweetie & dickhead.

— @boykujou

@boykujou YESS EXACTLY you get the vision. we are a little insane but in a good way. going to pepper him in kisses now :3

SWEETIE AND DICKHEAD, IM GIGGLING… dickhead reminds me of house from that medical tv show, house - does dickhead also perform medical malpractice? i’m sooo curious about you two. i think loving kill worthy men is sooo based, it should be more widespread. what’s your dynamic with them like?? is he the type to go on dates??

[whyamiheretumbled]

Fun facts abt my bebes

Casey:

•Had a Bimbo Phase

•Bro is OBSESSED with like ICP has gone to all the concerts and loves Mother Mother

•Chased Raph, Mikey, Shadow, and Leo around with a knife on multiple occasions

•Cannot stand the smell of lavender

April:

•Dyed hair red and blonde

•Loves autumn out of all the seasons because she can get the best outfits and chill

•Will NEVER initiate hugs unless rlly emotional

•Girly hates having feeling talks but also has to make everyone have them.also feels so awkward comforting but does it right the more she does it sooo

Irma:

•Loves listening to when Leo sings because he sings good

•Is such a like dad to the group and Leo's the mom (lmao reversed roles)

•Finds bugs cool and stuff but screams at moths or anything with little feelers on the legs

•Cant dance and is so stiff and awkward but gets dancing lessons later

Karai:

•Hates ppl who fetishize aisians(or any race for that matter)

•Loves dishes with fish for some reason

•Does those ads for old ppl and playable ads bc she loves them sm

•Bullies her little siblings with her whole life especially Leo cause he's so short like L

Venus:

•Bites her siblings especially Raph or Mikey when they hug her

•Will slap her bro with her tail cause theirs are sm shorter(not accurate since females have shorter tails than males but yk sexual dimorphasin is more in play than sex size in my au)

•Can and will adopt over excitable human or mutant versions of gavapoos

•Plays Adorable Home and Toca Boca cause they're calming

Angel:

•Destroyed all her vapes and did a funeral for them cuz it was hard for her(not mocking addiction just something she jokes ab in the future)

•Would wear all white to a funeral and wants her friends to throw a party on hers

•Seth Borden and Sam/Colby fan till the day she dies

•Finds mice and then scares her friends(*ahem* Casey *Ahem*) with them

Leo:

•Loves Miku and Mistiki

•Rainbow Dash or Rarity is who he envies because he'd like to have no responsibility but RELATES TO TWILIGHT SM

•Loves cartoons bc they are childish and handle serious stuff but acts like they're stupid and for little kids

•Attachment issues 24/7 like he wants to sleep in his family's rooms especially Raph, April, Irma, or Master Splinter

Donnie:

•Bro studies every religion and has religious trauma from Splinter 😭

•Thereatened to dissect his brothers mutiple times

•Would play Kill the Royal, Overthrow the Dictator, Medical Malpractice and Surgical Room as a kid(still does)

•Acts like he hates hugs or anything from his brothers but secretly loves them

Raph:

•Kinda a sore loser AND sore winner

•Bro loves stuffies,like will cry if Mrs.Cuddles pops a single seam

•Loves dressing up as princesses but always acts like he hates it but he likes the dresses sm

•Loves taking photos

Mikey:

•Cackles like a witch to scare his brothers in the shower(not in a perv way he's just mad annoying)

•Loves to pick up spiders to scare Raph and will eat bugs if put into candy

•Loves MLP like has sm MLP stuff and when Raph and him shared a room he was so fucking tired of his stuffies and shit being all over

•Loves to put acrylics on his nails or when people paint them

[ablednt]

Went to the ER via ambulance the night before last because of severe pain and got laughed at initially but eventually the insulin and the pain meds they gave me did the trick. Shout out to the nurse who was very nice and answered my questions patiently and got me what I needed.

Talked to my dr via phone yesterday morning and got informed i was taking way too much tylenol daily. Now i have meds to take if i need them i can switch with tylenol and also some nausea meds that does wonders honestly. Now just trying to ride out the fatigue while staying hydrated and sticking to a mostly liquid diet thankfully the mom is home and helping me so I'm doing okay now.

[codes]

hiiiiii matthew the way you talk about enstars is so similar to how the fandom was back during the ! game's run and it's very refreshing 2 me ty

im like a lame ass stickler with the Back in my day type shit but there's this level of simply not giving a fuck that i dont see as much these days.......

anw lov your swag.. sparkle on and be yourself it's wednesday or something to that effect

IS IT RLLY, I always aim to be a wonderful little blight on everyone’s dashes bc at the end of the day this is just a series about idols having some silly summer fun. I actually do have some level of ! Era knowledge bc I tried to get into the series twice before !! and some mutual in laws were into them. I still remember which five star cards i got too, one of them was that doctor Izumi malpractice card

But tyyy I will continue to sparkle on #pride #monday

[pandylovepost]

what are your headcanons for andy and panchos relationships with the other characters in the kingdom? ❤❤❤ I love your blog!!

ohhh i love this question & tysm!! 🧡

it ended up being rlly long so here’s the cut ;)

Pancho

•Julien; Julien is like a brother or cousin to Pancho! He trusts the king more than anything after Julien basically saved .. well himself, but also him. any scheme Julien comes up with that he knows Maurice wouldnt approve of, he’ll go to pancho

•Maurice; maurice has a kind of wary vibe around Pancho ever since Pancho suggested eating him on the sub in exiled. he’s suspicious of him mainly because he wants to protect Julien tho, & he cant shake that Pancho is (or was) a sleeper agent programmed with the sole purpose of killing his best friend so

•Clover: Pancho is kinda cautious around clover since she’s always round the corner ready to bust him & Andy’s schemes. when it comes down to it they DO work together as they aknowledge each others skillsets. literally pancho is the only lemur (from the kingdom) who’s beaten Clover in combat. just once though.

•Mort; Pancho just......aknowlegdes his existance. he’s there i guess. doesn’t find mort as terrifying & creepy as the average citizen but Panch has probably seen worse. or he just doesn’t care. mort also does crimes so theyre just aware of each other.

•Becca & Abner; he’s kinda friends with them cus Andy’s friends with them. he goes round to deliver them stuff sometimes like moonshine or weapons from Andy. He probably shouldn’t pay too much attention to their government conspiracy theories though, they tend to really freak his paranoid ass out

•Timo; Timo is scared of Pancho or at least wary. He admittadly would like to study him tho & Panch is often a great help to him doing manual labour for any of Timo’s big projects

•Masikura; she mindmelded with him once & swore never again. she just doesn’t wanna know.

•Ted; Ted has a lil crush on Pancho (he’s one of Ted’s many crushes) & Panch will lightly flirt with him sometimes when he’s in the mood to. Pancho will bicker & grouch with him but they are really tight friends especially after their time together during exiled.

•Dorothy; at first she saw Pancho as this ideal bad boy type, but then realised how bad he smells cus he hates bathing. She’ll offer him tea like she does with everyone & (begrudingly often) lets him crash with her & Ted when they all stumble back drunk after a night out. Literally her & Ted both just have a mutual crush on Pancho is that not canon though

•Willie; despite being mean to Willie like EVERYONE ELSE IS Pancho and Willie are quite good friends. He’ll go stay with him whenever he’s worried about something cus he knows Willie will understand. sometime’s he’s too panicky for Pancho to be around though cus it sets him off

•Hector; I WANT THEM TO BOND OVER MILITARY HARDSHIPS & EXPERIENCE I THINK IT WOULD BE HELPFUL & HEALING FOR THE BOTH OF THEM! I should write about this sometime..........

•Horst; the DJ friend who he can always have a crazy sesh with; they actually get along pretty good. except when Pancho’s out here stealing his bolos. Like with everyone, Horst just rambles to Pancho when he’s drunk.

•Tammy, Butterfish & Todd; no real connection to them besides that him & Butterfish will often do the same jobs. They usually just make casual work chat. Tammy thinks Pancho is posessed by demons but he doesn’t let that phase him.

•Karl: he’s not rlly a “kingdom citizen” but he’s about there enough so. anyway Pancho just doesn’t treat Karl like the evil genius villain he portrays at all, since Pancho’s own morality is in the grey area, which kinda infuriates Karl that Pancho just talks to him like hes a normal person. he wants Julien’s people to FEAR HIM!!

•Dr. S; Absolutely not. they don’t even really have a friendship of any kind & Pancho is terrified of going to see the doctor as Dr. S literally experiments on lemurs...he’s not about that after what happened with the previous king.......Andy often has to drag him to the hospital kicking & biting to get him to go to checkups

•Nurse Phantom; u know what they’ve never interacted in canon but I think Nurse Phantom senses how troubled & anxious he is & takes a lot of time to talk to Pancho like if ever Andy or anyone else manages to drag him to the hospital, Rob will hold his hand if it comes to it; he goes into major helpful mode like offering him fruit & telling him he’s gonna be alright. He’ll also scold him for getting into so many dangerous scrapes & tells him he’s gotta look after himself!

Andy

•Julien; for some reason Julien just refuses to exile him even after all the bad shit he’s done BUT i think that’s because Andy is overall helpful to him like he ignores all the weirdness for example when they walked in on him & that rat holding a body wrapped in leaves because hey! we need tropheys Andy fast! thats the issue here!! perhaps its Julien’s awful adhd memory though & he just genuinely forgets. Julien is close with Pancho of course so Andy’s been round to the plane for parties & dinner as Pancho’s +1 of sorts— heck even he can be “polite” when he has to be.

•Maurice; Momo hates him. hates him hates him theres no turning back. i mean its hard not to when most of the citizens suffer from rediculous lemur stupidity & ur the only one who can see through this bat when he’s just standing there chatting shit. Very suspicious of Andy— plus he just thinks he’s creepy

•clover; LMAO bUT .....like obviously she hates him for good reason. but i do have this hc that’s way too long to write out that after Julien, Maurice & Mort literally fucked off to go with the zoosters in madagascar 2 Clover was literally responsible for two kingdoms cus she couldnt just leave them with a gecko in charge. I just want some situation where theres a proper twist & Andy ends up mellowing the hell out & actually being useful to her & the kingdom...he has skills but he uses them for nefarious reasons. She’d probably save his life somehow in the post-Julien chaos & he’d b like....”why would YOU of all people save ME?” n she’d b like... “well you are technically a citizen of this kingdom and ....i’ve gotta make sure you’re ALL safe for when ..... if King Julien ever gets back.....”

•mort; ??? sometimes theyre legit business partners. Mort can get in on a good scam. that second rub’s gonna cost ya. theyve probably been in the same prison before at one point. Mort’s so old.

•Becca & Abner; his fellow anti-establishment pals!! he doesn’t fully believe all of their ideas & theories but he loves em cus they’ll always buy self defence scorps off him. They get along & they drink a lot together by the stagnant watering hole. they’ve seen Andy in horrible states; all 3 of them are an idiot squad when theyre together. Becca & Andy argue a lot cus even she thinks some of the things he says are wack sometimes

•Timo; i have this hc that Timo, Andy & Karl knew each other when they were kids they kinda bonded together during school cus they were three non-lemur losers who got bullied for their eccentricity & varying levels of intelligence. Timo will sometimes go to Andy for stuff but he is his last resort really

•Masikura; probably mindmelded with him once & just saw a vision of him daydreaming about being kissed by Pancho & since then she was like. “Im not scared of the bird demon he’s just a big softie. where is my shipment of “ect” for my tea, that bird demon’s late again—“

•Ted; Ted is such an easy mark he can sell almost anything to him if he’s cheery enough. Helps that Ted thinks he’s really cute so Andy can just easily sweet talk him into buying whatever dodgy product he’s got at the moment. he knows & interacts with Ted mainly through Pancho being his friend!

•Dorothy; rlly wild hc actually that Dorothy used to be a propper crime don before she settled down with Ted— or when Ted was shifting into Snake more frequently back in the day for whatever reason—so Andy knows her from the criminal underworld. Cus of this he’s very respectful towards her... he’s seen what she’s capable of

•Willie; Andy could walk round the corner with his wings outstretched & say “boo” & Willie would pass out from shock. He’s also very easy for Andy to sell to- his fearmongering really works on Willie he’s very suseptable to it

•Hector; Hector doesn’t take any of Andy’s crap he’d probably just hit him with a broom if he came round his hut to sell him dodgy hand cream honestly

•Horst; Andy keeps him topped up with a steady supply of beverages...........Horst will actually sometimes ask him & Pancho for help with importing various new vinyl records

•Tammy, Butterfish & Todd; that family buys a LOT of product off him since they’re just typical americans basically he finds it rlly easy & reliable to sell stuff like drinks & toys to them. Tammy kinda hates Andy though & like Pancho, thinks he’s a demon. Doesn’t help that Mort nicknamed him “bird demon”.

•Karl; like with Timo i hc he knew him when they were in highschool—! Karl found Andy infuriating & so annoying though & didn’t consider him a friend at all. a lot of his early lazer guns were born from Karl’s growing need to shoot Andy out of the sky cus he’d fly up to get out of reach of his claws when he’d annoyed him.

•Dr. S; i hc that Andy and Dr.S are business or trading partners of sorts but they keep it very lowkey. Andy probably handles hits and the crazy snake doctor requires bodies and “test subjects” for his manic experiments. Andy is the perfect guy for the job! When Nurse Phantom is unable, Andy will hide the evidence of Dr.S’ malpractice for a reasonable fee, of course. He dislikes going to checkups himself though— he doesn’t like people knowing too much about him! Plus Dr.S always “””jokes””” about “””studying””” him because he finds the fact Andy is a flying mammal facinating & talks about using Andy’s wings to create a frankenstein flying lemur.

•Nurse Phantom; Rob just lectures him about being reckless & getting into fights everytime he sees him. Kinda the same as Dr. S really, but he does tell him like.. Hey I used to be pretty mean & put people in danger too. And that there’s always time to turn another leaf. Andy usually just scoffs, collects his paycheck, & leaves.

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Updated thots:

He and Jet (after the failed attempt at muRDERING INNOCENTS) end up in an earth kingdom asylum where they practice psychiatric medical malpractice!! :)

Jet’s friends realize they did a bad and this place is Rlly Not Good, and helps him to escape

Zuko ofc takes this chance to escape too :)

Zuko can boil water!

And he can boil freaking blood apparently!

zhao dies this way

He steals the waterbending scroll before katara can even tho theyre there at like almost the same time

Katara is mistaken to have stole it (but she didnt) and zuko, knowing he did and hearing she’s getting “punished” for it, ofc helps

Jet still has his Bouts and can’t understand how zuko can boil water while being a waterbender, he’s a lil sick its ok he’ll get better

None of this is in chronological order

Zuko kills zhao by accident at pohuai mayhaps

The siege doesnt happen

Zuko and iroh barely miss each other during the pirate stuff

Iroh still heads to the north bc negotiations with pakku and the north as a grand lotus , etc

Zuko probs tags along w the gaang after the pirate thing

zuko? Terrified of blood boiling? Yes ofc why wouldnt he be

This may be “the spirits speedrun zuko’s redemption” but WOWZA [hits hood of car] CAN THIS BOY HOLD A CRAPTON OF TRAUMA!

Thats all i got so far

atla darkfic idea where zuko’s way too important for the sake of world balance to die, so when he’s drowning at sea immediately after meeting the gaang for the first time in book 1, agni gives zuko to tui and la to save him, taking his firebending away and trading it for waterbending and blue eyes, fixin’ up his hair riku heartless storm style and spittin’ him onto earth kingdom land

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